Friday, 19 October 2007

Insects

Ive been thinking, this being 25 thing cant last forever; probably no more than 12 to 18 months at the most, so Ive been giving serious thought to all the women Id like to sleep with so that when Im married I never get bored. Im not saying I dont love my future wife, I totally do; I dont know what Ill do without her. I will forget my head if she isnt around! But lets be honest sometimes you need some memories to draw on to spice things up, you know.
Theres obviously all sorts of pervy stuff but just now I was thinking more along the lines of demographic; I saw movie-beautiful black girl in a chinese the other day with my buddy Jam (and went fffffockinell! loud enough for the dad next to me to etell me off) so nubian princess is obviously onthe list.
Id also like to do a geek girl, I love how all they care about is, I dunno, getting enough gold together to buy a magical elvish sword or something and they dont wash and have insects in their hair. Isnt that cute?

http://www.entomology.umn.edu/cues/tenczar/Pimperator/Spike-head2.jpg

She could tell me about Harry Potter and emo music and World of Warcraft or whatever and Id look into her big watery eyes (Idve ripped her spectacles away to add drama a minute earlier) and tell her to be quiet and hold her down and... well it would be seriosuly awesome. All that milk white skin and crimson blood and black hair, it'd be like banging the Nazis or AIDS or something. Plus my buddy Matt says self-harm is the new gay these days, very fashionable. She's so ahead of the trend, thats why I love her. OK perhaps not with that one, she looks like McAuley Caulkin, but possibly this ugly ubernerd bitch here:

http://www.diziler.com/gallery/46de42cbdcf3ffdb803c66a3d570b9e5350f3b84m.jpg
http://www.diziler.com/gallery/46de42a960614f3cc4a72146d7c3b4b4a45577cfm.jpg
http://www.diziler.com/gallery/46de42c3d43720b65e8b86d33a982d80e7384ebam.jpg

Eugh, god what a dog.

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