http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7026150.stm

One of the reason I didnt join the army apart from the fact that I turn into a total pussy when people shoot at me is because I knew I was so smoking hot Id probably cause shitloads of fights to break out. I mean, I know the army is basically exactly like in Starship Troopers- communal showers, killing giant iraqi bugs and all which looks awesome, but shit girls (and guys, I shouldnt wonder) we're on the same side! Fighting over my sweet can is not doing the war effort any favours and could well cost lives, so I respectfully and regretfully volunteer to stay at home and chill while you people go out there and have all the fun in the sandpit. I wish I was there with you guys. Im there in spirit. Just not in ass.